St. Patrick’s Day
Happy St. Patty’s Day, fam! Time to don your best “Kiss me, I’m Irish” tees and whip out the sparkly four-leaf clover headbands. Essentially like Valentine’s Day, but for those who prefer whiskey and bad decisions over roses and boxes of kittens, St. Patrick’s Day is hands-down the best holiday of the year.
Why?
What do you mean, why?! It’s a day designated to good whisky, pour choices, and, if you’re lucky, Irish yoga (wink, wink). Whether you’re hitting a pub crawl and planning on getting fit shaced, dressing up fancy-schmancy for the parade, or going to make it rain in the club, St. Patrick’s Day is a day when everyone and everything is Irish.
Your Italian bestie? Irish.
Your cat? Irish.
That keg over there? Yeah, probably Irish.
Besides, what other holiday has mischievous little leprechauns and elusive pots of gold at the end of rainbows?
Christmas? Nope. Thanksgiving? Nada. The 4th of July? No, sir...but we would definitely be interested in making these changes—have your people contact our people.
Oh, you don’t believe in leprechauns? Pffft, okay. Sorry you hate happiness and sunshine. The next thing you’ll tell us is that you don’t believe in unicorns. Or that whiskey is not the breakfast of champions. Or that you’re sober...
Look, call us old-fashioned, but we believe in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day—and keeping that spirit in our hearts all year long. And if that spirit happens to be two inches tall and decked out in green, then we guess we believe in leprechauns.
And you should too. Not only are they magically delicious (just kidding, don’t eat leprechauns), but if you catch one of the itty-bitty dudes, you can usually wager their freedom for a nice chunk of change: cha-ching! (You can totally use your new leprechaun bounty to buy more slick t-shirts. It’s an investment in your (wardrobe) portfolio).
So, this St. Patrick’s Day, let’s all get bad and boozy (but just short of woozy), support our local bartender (national heroes, let’s be real), find a leprechaun, and try to get lucky AF. And while we’re at it, let’s rock these awesome t-shirts from Famous In Real Life.
Whether you’re livin’ that pub life, have mixed drinks about feelings, or are simply ready to stumble, we’ve got the perfect tee for you.
Cheers!
