Drinking T-Shirts & Apparel
Yo-ho, yo-ho a pirate’s life for me! Just kidding, we’re more about that bad and boozy life. Now don’t get us wrong, we have nothing against pirates, but when we drink, we just know things. Like how whiskey is best served neat and margaritas are best at midnight. We also know liquor is quicker and Sundays are always fun days, but we’re sure you already knew that.
Chances are you also know to never skip a keg day, mornings are *always* for mimosas, and it’s really not considered hoarding if it’s wine—and anyone who tells you differently can fight us.
You see, whether you’re a new citizen of Drunktown, USA, or you’ve been getting smashed since you were a tiny tot—err, we mean a responsible 21—drinking from time to time (or all the time) teaches you a whole lot of things. Little life lessons, if you will. And for that, we say drink up, grinches!
That being said, call us old-fashioned, but while everyone’s getting their WAP on seven days a week, we’re certified drinking freaks and prefer a nice evening with a vodka cran or whiskey cola.
Unless, of course, we’re watching our waistlines, then we’ll sip on a vodka tonic, but who are we kidding; we’re fine like wine, and drinking calories don’t count, right?
Ahh! A favorite pastime passed down from generation to generation is the sport of drinking—or would you prefer we call it art? Perhaps drinking is more of an art form than a sport, but we’re too drunk to make that call at the moment. Either way, Americans excel at this.
Whiskey, tequila, bourbon—we love it all! We also like to celebrate beer 30 with a couple of cold brewskies and a side of tasty queso in our face-o. And don’t even get us started on pre-gaming. Why? Because we’re the pregame MVPs, that’s why!
So, what does any of this have to do with pirates? Absolutely nothing. But hey, it made for a great intro, dontcha think? Now we just have to come up with a solid ending. Perhaps we could use a little encourage mint. Or maybe just another drink. Yes, we know, we know, whiskey may not be the answer, but if you ask us, it’s definitely worth a shot (wink, wink).
When we drink, it’s important to drink in style. Drinking without the proper t-shirt is like having a piña colada without a tiny umbrella: serious faux pas. Let your style be as fun as your evening out with Famous IRL.
Cheers!
